Fuuny Laws of Life

Laws which you have not studied in schools:

Law of equality :The time taken by a wife when she says I’ll get ready in 5 min is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says ‘I’ll cal u in 5 min!

Law of Queue: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

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Mental Hospital

In a ” Mental Hospital ” a journalist asked the Doctor:
How do u determine whether to admit a patient or not ??

Dr: Well, We’d fill a BathTub & give a teaspoon, a glass & a bucket to the patient & ask them to empty the BathTub…

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Thesis

 

it’s a fine sunny day in the forest and a rabbit is sitting outside his burrow, tippy-tapping on his typewriter. Along comes a fox, out for a walk.

Fox: “What are you working on?”

Rabbit: “My thesis.”

 

Fox: “Hmm… What is it about?”

Rabbit: “Oh, I’m writing about how rabbits eat foxes.”

 

Fox: “That’s ridiculous! Any fool knows that rabbits don’t eat foxes!

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How to recruit people

HOW TO RECRUIT THE RIGHT PERSON FOR THE JOB!

Put about 100 bricks in some Particular order in a closed Room with an Open window.
Then send 2 or 3 candidates into the room and close the door.

Leave them alone and come back After 6 hours and then analyse The situation..

If they are counting the
Bricks.
Put them in the Accounts Department.
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