Rahul: There is no peace in Gujarat. I have seen Hundreds of people fighting with small laathis.
Modi: Idiot, usko dandiya kehte hai !!!
A man puts a notice in front of his residence:
Computer and Encyclopedia both in good condition .
Reason for selling : No Longer needed . got married…….
WIFE knows EVERYTHING ..
with a perpetual backup disk called Mother in Law !!!
Suddenly wife wakes up her husband @ 2 AM.
Wife:”who was heroine in film TRIDEV?
Husband :”Madhuri Dixit,Sangita Bijlani n Sonam”!!
Wife:what was the screen name of Kajol in Dil Vale dulhaniya le jayege? ?
Wife:”Kavita, residing our opposite flat,when did she moved in? ?
Husband :” Two months completed last Wednesday. …
But, why are you asking me all this in the middle of the night? ?
Wife:” Today was my birthday ”
“Pin drop Silence”
Recycling at its best
First Day of college…
Boy sees a beautiful girl sitting
right next to him, &
he writes on paper ”i love you, do you love me ?”
She replies ”No”
he didn’t give up, he rubs her answer
& passed same paper to
another girl sitting left to him…
And she replies ”Yes”
Moral of the story is:
RECYCLE PAPER and save trees,
save earth !
One day I accidentally overturned my golf cart.
Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called out:
Are you okay, what’s your name?”
“Its Phil and I’m okay thanks,” I replied.
“Phil , forget your troubles. Come to my villa, rest a while and I’ll help you get the cart up later.”
“That’s mighty nice of you,” I answered, but I don’t think my wife would like it.”
“Oh, come on,” Elizabeth insisted.
She was very pretty, very sexy and persuasive . . . I was weak.
“Well okay,” I finally agreed, and added, “but my wife won’t like it.”
After a few restorative brandys, and some creative putting lessons, I thanked my host: “I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be really upset.”
“Don’t be silly!” Elizabeth said with a smile:
“She won’t know anything.
By the way, where is she?”
“Still under the cart…………!!!”